Week 8 Summary
Manager	W	Pt Diff	vs.	Manager	W	Pt Diff
Hilko	2	-30		Jedd	3	31
Maher	4	93		Drabik	2	-16
Vervacks	1	-18		Forz/PK	2	-4
Flondor	2	-42		Patches	4	40
Danimal	2	-19		Jagger	4	31
MikeDel	4	-2		Stec	1	-28
Larsen	3	39		B Buesse	2	-25
Frawlsky	2	0		S Buesse	3	-10
Jake	1	2		Mannos	2	-17
Frait	1	-62		Hardy	3	35

Week 8 Recap

·         Hilko got just what the doctor ordered.  Not sure if Dr. Jedd is a proctologist but he did know is way around the backside when he stuck his foot sideways up Hilko’s ass this week, and taking a full three points along the way.  And that’s the sound of David hitting #4 on the speed dial for Hilko’s number.

·         What’s that?...It’s a bird, it’s a plane, no it’s Maher’s big freckled pasty white ass flying past all of us and moving even closer to finding himself back atop this league.  The Champ has returned to last season’s form and strings together another victory. 

·         Forz/PK look under the couch cushion and managed to scrape together 2 wins this week…that was enough to beat Dink and Doink for 3 points

·         As if a grown adult that dresses up in clown suits couldn’t get more creepy, Patches is now growing a mustache.  Interesting.  Anyways, it must have been a power stache because he rattled off 4 wins this week and beat the broomball hero handily

·         Jagger digs deep this week to hang 4 W’s on Danimal this week, and the 3 points are enough for Jagger to climb out of the cellar for the first time this year.  Big ups Geneo

·         MDOOO’s team continues to put up big numbers and grabs 3pts and propels himself up to the top spot.  Just imagine where he’d be if we were playing two.

·         Larsen already sent an obnoxious email this week so we know he’s aware that he won.

·         The other Buesse was not intimidated by the overly hairy unmanicured Frawlsky team, stopping them in their tracks and taking a 3pt victory

·         Does anyone know what’s better than 6 teams?...7 teams, well at least they were in this case.  Mannos still only managed 2 wins with his seven teams but that was enough to beat Lookatcha Jake.

·         No that’s not a scud missle, that’s the sound of the Co-Commishes team free-falling down the standings.  Just when you think Vick is going to get things going again he goes and sticks it right up your dupa.  Kinda like when we all thought Pierre would get things going again and take Iowa to the promise land, but kept going around sticking it up unwilling girls dupas again and again.  Anyways, Hardy puts up a respectable 3 wins to my 1 and gets three points.

Till next week, I’m out.

Brutus

Co-Commish