In an extremely low scoring affair, Danimal eeks out Hilko for 2pts in a 1-1 tie-break win

·         MikeDel must have been out of office and forgot to set his lineup because he gets shutout for the week, and loses 3-0 to Flondor.  Flondor separates himself a little from the scum at the bottom of the barrel

·         Team Vervacks get a tie-break win vs. the Cheater this week and move themselves back into first place.  For the record that is Larsens second loss since his cheating episode.

·         The Champ gets a tie-break win over team Frawlsky and grabs two points on the week. 

·         Lookatcha Jake you beat the Dr. 3-2 this week and grabbed 3 points

·         I remain crumb hungry yet again and grab a 3 point victory over Drabik thanks in large part to the knuckleheads on the Packers that didn’t know you could tie in the NFL.  A wins a win, I’ll take it.

·         The power of the stache has faded and Hardy took advantage, beating Forz/PK 3-2 and taking 3 points

·         First Mannos played Patches like a fiddle and stole 2 of his teams for 1, then he bitch-slapped him and took his team back, then turned his gypsy foot sideways and stuck it straight up Patches Frenchie Canadian ass in a 5-2 victory.  Mannos temporarily slides into a playoff spot, while Patches slides into a tie for last

·         S Buesse beats Jagger for 3 points

·         Stec gets himself a victory over B Buesse B Buesse B Buesse but it’s not enough to get him out of the last spot.

Until next week, GFY,

Week 12 Summary
Manager	W	Pt Diff	vs.	Manager	W	Pt Diff
Danimal	1	-14		Hilko	1	-36
MikeDel	0	-54		Flondor	3.5	8
Larsen	3	-9		Vervacks	3	16
Frawlsky	2.5	-4		Maher	2	17
Jake	3.5	8		Jedd	2	-20
Frait	3	-10		Drabik	2.5	-2
Hardy	3.5	32		Forz/PK	2	4
Mannos	5.5	51		Patches	2	-24
Jagger	2	9		S Buesse	4	-6
B Buesse	2	-21		Stec	3.5	13

Week 11 Summary
Manager	W	Pt Diff	vs.	Manager	W	Pt Diff
Flondor	2	-25		Hilko	1	-31
Danimal	2	1		Vervacks	5	43
MikeDel	4	15		Maher	4	26
Larsen	2	-10		Jedd	2	-22
Frawlsky	4	23		Drabik	2	-13
Jake	3	2		Forz/PK	4	23
Frait	3	-25		Patches	2	13
Hardy	2	5		Jagger	4	28
Mannos	4	12		Stec	2	-16
S Buesse	2	-34		B Buesse	3	4

·         Flondor gets himself a victory this week in a low scoring affair, takes 3 points while Hilko slips to the bottom playoff spot

·         Vervacks put a whoopin on Danimal, with all his teams winning this week except the Rams who were on a bye.  Team Vervack grab 3 points and this propels them back into first for the time being

·         MikeDel loses his hold on the top spot this week thanks to a tie-break loss to the Champ, due to a gutsy win by Chico and the Panthers.  Mike will certainly be bitching about playing 2 again this week and rightfully so, as his 4 wins would have beat the majority of the league.  Oh well.  Meanwhile the champ slides back up the standings

·         Cheater Larsen could only muster up 2 wins with his cheater squad and has to settle with a tie-break win because of it.  Jedd gets 1 point

·         Team Frawlsky had a strong showing this week with 4 wins, beating Drabicakes handily and taking 3 points.  This gets team Frawlsky out of the cellar for the time being.

·         All Jake could do this week was Lookatcha a mustache toting Forz/PK team that hung 4 wins on him this week.  Forz/PK take 3pts, and Jake gets the goose egg.  Don’t worry Jake, Drabik lost too.

·         As predicted my crumb hungry team handed it to Patches on the back of a epic drive by Cam Cam.  Suck it Dreamboat. 3pts me, falling further out of contention – Girard

·         Jagger has collected a few wins over the last few weeks to climb himself out of the bottom of the standings and now finds himself at 13 after beating Hardy and taking 3 points again.

·         Mannos grand scheme of giving away his best team in a 2 for 1 deal continues to pan out.  The teams he got in the trade have totaled 6 wins since the trade while the Pats have only totaled 4.  Another 3pts this week over Stec moves him just out of the playoffs

·         In the Buesse Bowl which comes the first week after the highly contested trade, B Buesse B Buesse B Buesse comes away with victory over S Buesse 3-2, capturing 3 points and hanging among the top of the standings

Week 10 Summary
Manager	W	Pt Diff	vs.	Manager	W	Pt Diff
Vervacks	3	57		Hilko	0	-69
Flondor	4	48		Maher	1	-17
Danimal	1	-25		Jedd	1	-34
MikeDel	4	7		Drabik	3	4
Larsen	2	-31		Forz/PK	3	-7
Frawlsky	3	19		Patches	3	25
Jake	4	-4		Jagger	4	6
Frait	4	49		Stec	3	18
Hardy	1	-29		B Buesse	2	-29
S Buesse	3	8		Mannos	4	21

Week 10 Summary

·         Hilko gets the WFP equivalent of the golden sombrero, meaning he had a very shitty day and managed 0 wins for the week.  This also means cheater Larsen will be on the prowl again.  He already got a few Westmont lemmings to stumble blindly into his shenanigans, it’s only time before he gets another
·         The Champ is still holding out hope for a chance to defend his title, but Flondor added a little bump in the road with a 4 to 1 shellacking of our dear Freckled Friend.  Will a loss this week and numerous Bears injuries lead Maher to pull a Mannos and wave the white flag?...only time will tell, only time will tell
·         In quite possibly the crappiest matchup of the week, Danimal comes away with a 1-1 tie-break win behind an ugly Lions victory while a rare Giants victory allows the Dr. to leave the week salvaging 1 point
·         Drabik could not withstand the repeated blows MDOOTO’s team was dealing this week, and loses despite collecting 3 W’s.  3pts MDOOTO, and he remains atop the standings
·         What’s that saying…something something Cheaters never win?  Well then I am happy to report that David Larsen LOST this week.  Meanwhile his highly suspect trade is being reviewed by the Co-Commishes. In other news Forzley’s Borat-esque mustache continues to fuel team Forz/PK as they find themselves yet another 3pt victory.  Who knows, someday they may even be able to handle managing responsibilities on their own.
·         Patches gets through another bye week and escapes with a tie-break win, besting Frawlsky by a mere 6 points in differential.  TJ, that means you went 0-0-1 on the week.  If you look closely at the website, you’ll notice that I didn’t fucking include that in the standings because it has no bearing on the standings and was a stupid idea.  Congratulations you have 30 wins and are back in last place.
·         Lookatcha game of the week, Jagger’s team of misfits tally 4 W’s to take a tie-break win over Jake, who slides just outside of the last playoff spot.  Jake if it’s any consolation Drabik lost too.
·         Not even Jay Cut’s frank and beans could stop my team this week, as I got 4 wins despite a Bearsss loss and topped Stec 4-3.  It’s not exactly a W to write the paper’s about though, being that 43% of Casey’s wins come from the Chefs who were on a bye this week, but I’ll take it.
·         Amid rumors of collusion with world renown cheater Larsen, B Buesse B Buesse B Buesse manages to steal a victory for the week despite only 2 W’s.  Hardy had a rough week with his lone W coming from the Cards.
·         Nevermind that Mannos gave Patches his only good team, over 50% of his teams win this week and he takes 3 points.  With a promising schedule ahead, the Gypo has the potential to make a Patches-like run at the playoffs without any actual playoff teams.  Good Luck Mango.

Week 9 Summary
Manager	W	Pt Diff	vs.	Manager	W	Pt Diff
Maher	2	-6		Hilko	3	-36
Vervacks	2	-38		Jedd	1	-55
Flondor	2	16		Drabik	3	-2
Danimal	2	-5		Forz/PK	3	35
MikeDel	3	12		Patches	2	21
Larsen	4	39		Jagger	1	5
Frawlsky	2	2		Stec	2	-17
Jake	2	-28		B Buesse	4	25
Frait	3	30		S Buesse	4	54
Mannos	1	-53		Hardy	2	0

Week 9 Recap:

·         Hey Maher what was that that hit you upside the back of the head?... just a barrage of ball sacks as Dink and Doink, B Buesse B Buesse B Buesse, Larsen and his puppet Hilko leap frog your ass in the standings and bring you back to reality.  Hopefully this week’s loss to Hilko doesn’t derail your run at a repeat…or hopefully it does…which is it?  3 points to Hilko

·         Team Crabby used their Napoleon syndrome to beat up on the doctor and grab 3 points, who could only muster 1 W on the week.  Vervacks climb into second place despite only having 23 wins.  MDOOO, why aren’t we playing two?

·         The rec league all-star found himself on the losing end of a close matchup with Drabicakes.  Apparently his broomball skills don’t translate to WFP skills because Flondor has taken the baton from Team Frawlsky as the shittiest squad in the league to this point.  3pts Drabik.

·         Maybe it’s the creepy mustache, maybe it’s PK’s relentless creepin on the team moms, but somewhere Team Forz/PK have managed to find a source of strength and are beginning to build some momentum as they grab another 3 points this week and find themselves just outside the last playoff spot.

·         Whether OOO or not, MikeDel’s squad is looking solid to this point.  Despite three byes this week, MikeDel hands Patches yet another loss and takes a full 3 points.  Don’t worry, Patches has us all where he wants us…he’s just got to make the playoffs, just gotta make the playoffs…

·         What’s that rhythmic slapping sound?...no, that’s not the sound of a Penn State locker room, it’s just Jagger getting pounded by one David Larsen’s squad.  It didn’t help that Jagger had 4 teams on bye this week, though let’s not kid ourselves 3 of those teams would have lost anyways.  3pts Larsen, and Jagger remains in single digits

·         There was no conspiring to cheat between these two this week, well if there was it was a poor effort.  A mediocre effort by both squads ends in a 2-2 tie, and Frawlsky eeks out 2 points while Stec walks away with his tail between his legs and only 1 point

·         B Buesse B Buesse B Buesse puts up a big number this week with 4 W’s, leaving Jake unsure whether to pout or go lookatcha some coeds and add to the Western shower plumbing problems. Buesse 3 points.

·         Not even a Josh McCown victory could save my team from this slide, as I ended up on the wrong side of a few head to head matchups and lost yet again.  Starting to think I might have to wait until next year, but only starting.  Other Buesse gets 3pts.

·         What do you get when you have 7 NFL teams and one Gypsy?...well if the Gypsies name is Alice and the 7 teams are shitty then you get 1 W on the week and a lot of negative points toward the point differential.  Mannos, Come on Man.  3 points Hardy.