Week 8 Summary
Manager	W	Pt Diff	vs.	Manager	W	Pt Diff
Hilko	2	-30		Jedd	3	31
Maher	4	93		Drabik	2	-16
Vervacks	1	-18		Forz/PK	2	-4
Flondor	2	-42		Patches	4	40
Danimal	2	-19		Jagger	4	31
MikeDel	4	-2		Stec	1	-28
Larsen	3	39		B Buesse	2	-25
Frawlsky	2	0		S Buesse	3	-10
Jake	1	2		Mannos	2	-17
Frait	1	-62		Hardy	3	35

Week 8 Recap

·         Hilko got just what the doctor ordered.  Not sure if Dr. Jedd is a proctologist but he did know is way around the backside when he stuck his foot sideways up Hilko’s ass this week, and taking a full three points along the way.  And that’s the sound of David hitting #4 on the speed dial for Hilko’s number.

·         What’s that?...It’s a bird, it’s a plane, no it’s Maher’s big freckled pasty white ass flying past all of us and moving even closer to finding himself back atop this league.  The Champ has returned to last season’s form and strings together another victory. 

·         Forz/PK look under the couch cushion and managed to scrape together 2 wins this week…that was enough to beat Dink and Doink for 3 points

·         As if a grown adult that dresses up in clown suits couldn’t get more creepy, Patches is now growing a mustache.  Interesting.  Anyways, it must have been a power stache because he rattled off 4 wins this week and beat the broomball hero handily

·         Jagger digs deep this week to hang 4 W’s on Danimal this week, and the 3 points are enough for Jagger to climb out of the cellar for the first time this year.  Big ups Geneo

·         MDOOO’s team continues to put up big numbers and grabs 3pts and propels himself up to the top spot.  Just imagine where he’d be if we were playing two.

·         Larsen already sent an obnoxious email this week so we know he’s aware that he won.

·         The other Buesse was not intimidated by the overly hairy unmanicured Frawlsky team, stopping them in their tracks and taking a 3pt victory

·         Does anyone know what’s better than 6 teams?...7 teams, well at least they were in this case.  Mannos still only managed 2 wins with his seven teams but that was enough to beat Lookatcha Jake.

·         No that’s not a scud missle, that’s the sound of the Co-Commishes team free-falling down the standings.  Just when you think Vick is going to get things going again he goes and sticks it right up your dupa.  Kinda like when we all thought Pierre would get things going again and take Iowa to the promise land, but kept going around sticking it up unwilling girls dupas again and again.  Anyways, Hardy puts up a respectable 3 wins to my 1 and gets three points.

Till next week, I’m out.

Brutus

Co-Commish

       Hilko closes his eyes and swings and manages to hole out, beating Drabik 4-3
·         The Child Predator pee wee basketball coaches were no match for the Doctor, as Jedd puts up 4 W’s to Forz/PK’s 3 and grabs a full 3 points this week
·         The Champ shows why he’s got the crappy little trophy on his mantle this year.  He didn’t let the Clowns taunting get to him but instead took his freckled right hand, pulled it way back, and bitch-slapped the hell out of Girard’s over-hyped 5 team squad, beating him 4-2 and moving up the standings
·         Jagger can’t catch a break and loses again this week and added to his large negative point differential, though he did manage to steal one point from team Crabby
·         Flondor is making a move in the standings, though he’s moving in the wrong direction and trying to fight Jagger for the bottom spot.  Stec grabs 3 points this week.
·         There isn’t enough malort in Chicago to save Danimal from the wrath of B Buesse B Buesse B Buesse who put up 4 wins and takes 3 points on the week
·         Even though he didn’t play two and he was out of office this weekend, MikeDel still threw up a big number and beats Buesse #2 straight up to grab 3 points
·         Like something out of a Western dorm shower, Flapstick bends over Mannos and has his way with him beating him 4-1 and taking 3 points
·         Not a good week for TJ, first some incredibly stupid website suggestions, then Hardy thumps him and leaves him now tied with Jagger for last place
·         Lookatcha Jake, getting an unimpressive win over the co-commish because all of my teams shit the bed.  You’re welcome.

Week 6 Recap

Forz/PK hand Hilko a loss this week, sending him one step closer to answering Larsen’s calls
Patches caught lightning in a bottle this week getting 5 wins out of his ragtag bunch and pulling out a rare victory this week over Drabicakes. Brian is so excited, let him have his moment.
Jagger secures his first win of the season over the Doctor, who is too busy saving lives to realize he’s lost to an underwhelming Jagger team. When he does, he will be disappointed
The Champ gets back to his old winning ways with a thumping of a has-been cheater. Good win for Mr. Freckles, karma still showing is ugly head for Stec
B Buesse B Buesse B Buesse did not get a Colts MNF victory to clinch the win this week over team crabby, so he loses the tie-break and the crabby Vervs get 2pts
Flondor, who has been unusually unslimy this year, will come out of this week with a big victory for himself over Buesse #2
Despite feeding Danny Malort, trying to take advantage of him, AND having 7 teams, Mannos still managed only 1 win on the week and walks away disappointed. Danimal grabs 3pts
Mike Del led 3-2 going into MNF with his Colts going against Hardy’s Chargers. The Chargers got the victory by not by a large enough margin so he does not pull off the upset over Mike and we get to go another week without having to hear Del crying “WHY AREN’T WE PLAYING TWO!?!”.
Larsen/Richie Besserman/Thomas Johnson was hungrier than my crumb hungry team this week…and I fed him. David takes 3pts and I am handed my 2nd loss of the season
In the GOTW, lookatcha Jake gets a big win over hairy TJ which was clinched in the Cowboys win on Sundee Night. TJ was a blown lead and an OT loss away from getting 6 wins this week. Too bad. Jake’s winning 4-3 and both have the Colts going in MNF.

· Patches the Clowns ridiculous plan to go down to 5 teams this early in the season has already backfired on him. He lost to Hilko by at least 2-1, Hilko still has the Falcons going tonight. Not even Girards recent adoption of the play 2 philosophy would have saved him this week. He actually would have lost to every other single person in the league this week
· In the battle of Who Should Start Thinking About Trading For Next Year, Forz/PK already secured themselves a nice victory over Jagger 3-2 and they still have the Falcons going tonight. Jagger will have to try to get himself out of seller status next week against Dr. Jedd
· Stec’s 3 byes this week were too much to overcome, as he loses to Paul “There is No Such Thing As Too Young” Drabik. Drabik didn’t even have to break a sweat this week as Stec could only muster 1 W, but if he did it would just bead up and roll off anyways
· Dr. Jedd got himself a nice solid victory this week over B Buesse-B Buesse-B Buesse 3-2. Jedd can get on a nice little roll with another victory over the new last place team Jagger next week.
· The Co-Commish Opinion was right on track, and as predicted Maher held on for a 2pt tie-break victory, leaving 1pt for S Buesse
· In the smallest surprise of the season so far, Mannos’ got his first loss since his Hilko-like trade to Girard for two winless teams. Despite having 7 teams, 3 byes didn’t help him out and proved too much for the Gypo to overcome
· Again My CCO was correct, 2pts for Hardy, 1pt for Flondor.
· After spending most of last season paying for his draft day jitters, Danimal was starting to feel good about his squad and crept up to 4^th in the early goings of this season. That didn’t last long however as I kept the pimp hand strong and put Danimal back in his place with a solid 3-1 thumping. Good news is he’s got a feel good matchup against Mannos’ 7 shitty teams next week to get back on track
· Again my CCO was spot on, Del gets 1pt while Jake takes two. Too bad Mike won’t find out until he returns to the office
· In the GOTW, TJ took his unusually hairy appendages, turned those sumbitches sideways, and stuck them along with a 5 spot straight up Larsen’s candy ass. Nice work on the 5-3 victory TJ, though I’m sure the Democrat in Brett will try to take credit for this victory. In other cheater news, we are roughly 4 weeks away from Larsen’s annual fleecing of Hilko. Hilko, no matter what Larsen proposes, just say no. It is something he’s conjured up for hours on end in his parents basement and will end badly for you. Don’t Do it.

Recap...Week 4

--Hilko gets past Jagger with a tiebreak win in what should be the Lets Play 2 GOTW but its not even close to the biggest crapfest this week.  2-4 v 2-4 comes down to Jaggers -66 pt differential this week.  Will Jagger ever win, and will he get to a -1000 pt diff this year?

--Patches goes 5-0 this week over Casey 3-3 but he didnt even have the most dominating performance this week

--B Buesse keeps rolling to 4-0 with an easy win over PKForz 4-2 to 2-3

--S Buesse gets a tiebreak  win over burrhead Drabik both are 2-3 this week on pt diff.  Sadly, this isnt the saddest win of the season

--Mango uses his sharp negotiating skills to get to 7 teams and gets a win over Dr. Jedd 3-4 over 2-4

--Hardy 5-0 defeats JohnnyFrecklesMaher 2-3, I had to double check the macro to make sure it wasnt a mistake, Hardy, a win? 5-0 plus 71 pts this week

--In the battle of 3 men not tall enough to get on a rollercoaster, crumbhungryfrait comes crashing back to reality. 1-5 losing to vervs 2-4 in the Lets Play 2 GOTW

--LookatchaJake beats Slimy Flondor in the tiebreak 3-3 to 3-3 +33pts to -6pts in the Commish GOTW

--Danimal keeps rolling with his non AFC West strategy and beats TJ Blad who got hamstrung by the bye week, 4-2 to 3-2

--MikeDel is still wishing we were playing 2 because he rolls again over Lurpsin 4 wins to 2

It's not my fault the update was late, BLad and Obama shutdown the government.  Merica! Fuck Yeah!