· Patches the Clowns ridiculous plan to go down to 5 teams this early in the season has already backfired on him. He lost to Hilko by at least 2-1, Hilko still has the Falcons going tonight. Not even Girards recent adoption of the play 2 philosophy would have saved him this week. He actually would have lost to every other single person in the league this week
· In the battle of Who Should Start Thinking About Trading For Next Year, Forz/PK already secured themselves a nice victory over Jagger 3-2 and they still have the Falcons going tonight. Jagger will have to try to get himself out of seller status next week against Dr. Jedd
· Stec’s 3 byes this week were too much to overcome, as he loses to Paul “There is No Such Thing As Too Young” Drabik. Drabik didn’t even have to break a sweat this week as Stec could only muster 1 W, but if he did it would just bead up and roll off anyways
· Dr. Jedd got himself a nice solid victory this week over B Buesse-B Buesse-B Buesse 3-2. Jedd can get on a nice little roll with another victory over the new last place team Jagger next week.
· The Co-Commish Opinion was right on track, and as predicted Maher held on for a 2pt tie-break victory, leaving 1pt for S Buesse
· In the smallest surprise of the season so far, Mannos’ got his first loss since his Hilko-like trade to Girard for two winless teams. Despite having 7 teams, 3 byes didn’t help him out and proved too much for the Gypo to overcome
· Again My CCO was correct, 2pts for Hardy, 1pt for Flondor.
· After spending most of last season paying for his draft day jitters, Danimal was starting to feel good about his squad and crept up to 4^th in the early goings of this season. That didn’t last long however as I kept the pimp hand strong and put Danimal back in his place with a solid 3-1 thumping. Good news is he’s got a feel good matchup against Mannos’ 7 shitty teams next week to get back on track
· Again my CCO was spot on, Del gets 1pt while Jake takes two. Too bad Mike won’t find out until he returns to the office
· In the GOTW, TJ took his unusually hairy appendages, turned those sumbitches sideways, and stuck them along with a 5 spot straight up Larsen’s candy ass. Nice work on the 5-3 victory TJ, though I’m sure the Democrat in Brett will try to take credit for this victory. In other cheater news, we are roughly 4 weeks away from Larsen’s annual fleecing of Hilko. Hilko, no matter what Larsen proposes, just say no. It is something he’s conjured up for hours on end in his parents basement and will end badly for you. Don’t Do it.