Week 9 Summary
Manager	W	Pt Diff	vs.	Manager	W	Pt Diff
Maher	2	-6		Hilko	3	-36
Vervacks	2	-38		Jedd	1	-55
Flondor	2	16		Drabik	3	-2
Danimal	2	-5		Forz/PK	3	35
MikeDel	3	12		Patches	2	21
Larsen	4	39		Jagger	1	5
Frawlsky	2	2		Stec	2	-17
Jake	2	-28		B Buesse	4	25
Frait	3	30		S Buesse	4	54
Mannos	1	-53		Hardy	2	0

Week 9 Recap:

·         Hey Maher what was that that hit you upside the back of the head?... just a barrage of ball sacks as Dink and Doink, B Buesse B Buesse B Buesse, Larsen and his puppet Hilko leap frog your ass in the standings and bring you back to reality.  Hopefully this week’s loss to Hilko doesn’t derail your run at a repeat…or hopefully it does…which is it?  3 points to Hilko

·         Team Crabby used their Napoleon syndrome to beat up on the doctor and grab 3 points, who could only muster 1 W on the week.  Vervacks climb into second place despite only having 23 wins.  MDOOO, why aren’t we playing two?

·         The rec league all-star found himself on the losing end of a close matchup with Drabicakes.  Apparently his broomball skills don’t translate to WFP skills because Flondor has taken the baton from Team Frawlsky as the shittiest squad in the league to this point.  3pts Drabik.

·         Maybe it’s the creepy mustache, maybe it’s PK’s relentless creepin on the team moms, but somewhere Team Forz/PK have managed to find a source of strength and are beginning to build some momentum as they grab another 3 points this week and find themselves just outside the last playoff spot.

·         Whether OOO or not, MikeDel’s squad is looking solid to this point.  Despite three byes this week, MikeDel hands Patches yet another loss and takes a full 3 points.  Don’t worry, Patches has us all where he wants us…he’s just got to make the playoffs, just gotta make the playoffs…

·         What’s that rhythmic slapping sound?...no, that’s not the sound of a Penn State locker room, it’s just Jagger getting pounded by one David Larsen’s squad.  It didn’t help that Jagger had 4 teams on bye this week, though let’s not kid ourselves 3 of those teams would have lost anyways.  3pts Larsen, and Jagger remains in single digits

·         There was no conspiring to cheat between these two this week, well if there was it was a poor effort.  A mediocre effort by both squads ends in a 2-2 tie, and Frawlsky eeks out 2 points while Stec walks away with his tail between his legs and only 1 point

·         B Buesse B Buesse B Buesse puts up a big number this week with 4 W’s, leaving Jake unsure whether to pout or go lookatcha some coeds and add to the Western shower plumbing problems. Buesse 3 points.

·         Not even a Josh McCown victory could save my team from this slide, as I ended up on the wrong side of a few head to head matchups and lost yet again.  Starting to think I might have to wait until next year, but only starting.  Other Buesse gets 3pts.

·         What do you get when you have 7 NFL teams and one Gypsy?...well if the Gypsies name is Alice and the 7 teams are shitty then you get 1 W on the week and a lot of negative points toward the point differential.  Mannos, Come on Man.  3 points Hardy.